Screen to Scream: Near Dark and In the Valley of the Sun

Bill Paxton's Severen looks like me 
eating hot wings.

Vampires have often been portrayed in movies and books as sensitive, brooding, and sexy monsters. There are some media, however, that show them to be just monsters, monsters that happen to feed on blood and violence. They may make these vampires compelling, but they never let the reader/viewer forget what they are. Two such examples of this are examples of a mashup genre people might call Vampire Westerns: the gritty 80’s movie Near Dark and Andy Davidson’s debut novel In the Valley of the Sun.

Near Dark, acclaimed director Kathryn Bigelow's best kept secret of a vampire movie, stars Adrian Pasdar as Caleb Colton, a nice guy cowboy who falls for drifter Mae. Mae (Jenny Wright) has a secret, however, and all it takes is one bite before Caleb is indoctrinated into her vampire family, including patriarch Jesse Hooker (Lance Henriksen) and scene-chewer Severen (Bill "Game Over, Man" Paxton). The family takes Caleb in, even taking him out to dinner. Of course, dinner involves starting and subsequently consuming bloodbath at a local bar. Not partaking, Caleb still holds onto his humanity, even as he tries to both save his younger sister and help his new girlfriend as the family comes looking for them. Long before Twilight, Caleb and Mae exemplified a vampire romance and all the internal conflict and bodily bloodshed it entails, especially as both young lovers try to quell their murderous urges. 

Travis Stillwell, the protagonist of Davidson’s novel, knows something about fighting these urges, but he is also no stranger to killing. Not only is he a Vietnam veteran whose seen his fair share of death, he’s brought it to many young girls throughout Texas. He is given eternal life by Rue, a vampire who shares her blood with him and insinuates herself into his existence. Rather than use his vampiric abilities to sate his hunger with the blood of young women, he focuses on one family, a single mother and her son. Near Dark is horror, but it also has a few action movie moments, like a Terminator moment involving a semi-truck. It moves quickly from one scene to the next while In the Valley of the Sun focuses on Travis, the mother, and the Texas Ranger trying to stop him, fleshing out these characters while drawing them closer until the understated Western-like showdown that serves as the novel's climax. Near Dark features flaming vampires in the sun while In the Valley of the Sun features people and vampires exploding with unrequited passions. 

Fearsome Five: Five Staycation Books

Remember when asshole jellyfish 
were the least of our problems?

People probably had lots of vacation plans for 2020, if they started planning back in February.  And even then, many had probably held out hope that the pandemic would release its grip on the world and those vacation plans could still happen this year. We've plummeted into August and summer is flying by, but COVID-19 looks to have made itself at home in our lives and in our minds. Travel might be out of the question, but look at all the stories out there of trips outside of one's hometown, outside of their home, that go completely off the rails. Horror stories have proven time and time again that travel is overrated, maybe even dangerous.  Need proof? Here are five examples: 

Castaways by Brian Keene. When people think of vacations, some might think of sandy beaches, ocean waves, picturesque sunsets, and palm trees gently swaying in the breeze. The beach is where many people go to forget their troubles, but the people in Brian Keene’s novel discover worse issues than sunburn on their tropical island excursion. Sure, there's a reality show competition, but there are also the other inhabitants of that island who aren't exactly welcoming to tourists. 

Travelers’ Rest by Keith Lee Morris. Not interested in the beach? There's always the open road, seeing every part of this country, from beautiful mesas to majestic forests, but there's the possibility of stopping at a place that wouldn't mind you staying for a spell . . . or forever. Traveler's Rest looks like a welcome break from a long winter's drive, but for the Addison family, the hotel is actually a place where reality breaks way more than the Wi-Fi. Just like some people need working Wi-Fi, some people insist on a working reality. 

The Troop by Nick Cutter. Some people don't need a working Wi-Fi and might find themselves renewed by being away from the screens that constantly war for our meager attention spans. Return to nature, enjoy a roaring campfire, sleep under the stars. But anyone who remembers the line about nature being "red with tooth and claw" surely knows that nature isn't always relaxing. In fact, nature can often try to kill you. The stalker of the scout troop in Cutter's Lord of the Flies coated in body horror is no giant monster, but something small enough to get inside you, small enough to gnaw its way into your core. Visit these woods and you'll be hungry for more than just some time away from your iPhone.  

FantasticLand by Mike Bockoven. Maybe escaping into nature isn't your thing. Maybe you're searching for something more . . . fantastic. Time to go to a land which promises rides and games and fun galore, a place where "fun in guaranteed." But what happens when the system that makes all the rides, games, and fun run breaks down? A place full of dreams can easily turn into one full of nightmares once the power goes out and the authorities are nowhere to be seen. I mean, the teens that get trapped in FantasticLand make do by forming gangs, battling for supplies, and even getting into some recreational cannibalism. Aren't those turkey legs at Disney World great? 

Worst Laid Plans: An Anthology of Vacation Horror by Samantha Kolesnik (editor). If I missed something, it's more than likely covered in this anthology edited by the author of the disturbing debut novel True Crime. Meeting new people you wouldn't otherwise? V. Castro's story suggests that's a bad idea. Still think the beach is a great place to relax? Hailey Piper might suggest anywhere else. Want to learn more about our reptile friends? The story from Malcolm Mills shows one can know too much. The introduction to this collection is written by horror reviewer and blog celebrity Mother Horror, who I'm guessing would suggest you just stay home and read.

Have You Read This? Doorways to the Deadeye by Eric J. Guignard

One of the reasons I love to read fiction is because I know that fiction is more than words on paper, more than the descriptions attributed to a character or a scene. Stories, whether they're novels, novellas, short stories, or heck, even limericks, become more than the words that compose them. They grow from mere words into people, worlds, universes when they are read, pondered, absorbed, and especially shared. I happen to be a particular fan of this particular brand of metafiction (shout out, of course, to Clive Barker's story "The Forbidden," which in turn birthed Candyman). Eric J. Guignard takes this idea of fiction becoming real and creates a fantastic and exciting universe in his novel Doorways to the Deadeye. 

Guignard focuses not on literature, per se, but on uniquely American legends. These aren't tales of Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan, however. These are tales of gangsters, lawmen, heroes, and Luke Thatcher, riding the rails in Depression-era America discovers through the Hobo Code that these legends gain flesh-and-blood reality in a world of Anathasia, also called the Deadeye. Luke Thacker is no Pecos Bill but he becomes one as he unlocks the secrets of this other world, using it to help the love of his life and to protect it from those legends who seek to do it harm. In Anathasia, the more the living remember you, the more powerful you become, and there are those who seek to expand their legend to the point where it supersedes all other folklore. 

This is a great book for people who love their worlds fun and fantastical. Guignard has also avoided pigeonholing the various legends Luke encounters into the tropes their legends happen to fit. In other words, nefarious gangsters can become your allies, stalwart lawmen might be hunting you, and the greatest enemy of all is one of our nation's founding fathers. Apart from creating a consistent yet entertaining universe in the Deadeye, Guignard fills his tale with characters brimming with personalities, especially the legends who have tics and quirks they might not have been initially known for. One of the joys of reading this book was to wait and see what legend Guignard reinterprets next. While this book definitely falls more on the fantastical than horror, there is a scene involving a very unassuming yet infamous axe murderer that would make any gorehound salivate. Overall, this is a book for fans of horror and fantasy as well as for people who believe fervently in the power of imagination.